What Could Make Poker Even More Fun?

…well, maybe bikini models?

Players who win their way to the weeklong tournament through Absolute Poker will receive exclusive access to Serinda’s private bikini photo shoot, set on the backdrop of Aruba’s gorgeous beaches.

Clainer notes that the down-to-earth Texas Hold’em bombshell is no stranger to the poker world. Most players already know Swan from the popular online poker site’s web pages, print ads, television spots and other marketing pieces. Serinda also has her own feature table every Sunday where online poker players are invited to play with what is arguably the industry’s most attractive poker player.

Now, I don’t know if Serinda can actually play poker well, or not, but I do know that she’s Canadian, and pretty damn fine. Witness:

Serinda Swan

Sadly, she’s also 12 years younger than me, and incapable of spelling ‘holiday’.

Of course she’s not the only attractive woman connected with poker, and some of the others are much brighter.

Take, for example, Toronto girl Evelyn Ng, who’s made over a quarter million in professional tournaments, including a 2nd place finish at the World Poker Tour’s Ladies Night tournament and 5 finishes in the money at the WSOP. Clearly she’s got it on the ball, and she’s the same age as my wife, so she’s more interesting to me than Swan. And she could totally reduce Drake to a quivering mass at the table:

Evelyn Ng

I hear she’s single, so make your move Drake!

One Response to “What Could Make Poker Even More Fun?”

  1. I'm glad we don't have similar policies re: our tourney winners. I doubt Bob's donair-sauce encrusted heart could handle such stress. 

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