Player Profile: Eric Miller
Nickname: E
Date of Birth: 10/16/82
(EdNote: Eric is a fucking child!)
Real World Occupation: Art Director
Poker Highlights: $150 win at The Cracker Factory
Style of Play: Helter-Skelter
Best Poker Attribute: My ablility to make up a retarded amount of crazy games.
Worst Poker Attribute: Not paying attention to what is on the table and staying in when I know I should fold.
Favourite Game: Omaha. Since I’m usually too stuborn to know when to fold, Omaha gives me the best chance to hit someting on the turn or river.
Least Favourite Game: Pineapple/Crazy Pineapple. Both leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Hand You Always Play: Usually any hand that is dealt to me.
Little Known Fact: Got kicked out of SMU. Twice.
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Holy shit. I’m no longer The Young One.
How will I define myself now?
Nope, you’re the gay one..
I was gonna say the same thing but felt it was too harsh. Ward, ur such a meanie.
See, I expect this from Drake, but not you. YOU’RE the gay one.
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This is for Ward, not Tiger. Although Tiger is also kind of gay.
You’re all gay to me. So maybe that makes me gay … hrm … I hate these sexual paradoxes I always end up in.
All of the above comments have nothing to do with the player actually being profiled! Awesome!
(I was going to make a gay comment before everyone else started but thought it was too easy. Don’t worry Queenie, I’m not getting soft or anything.)
Also, E got kicked out of SMU! YES!
Drake: Don’t worry Queenie, I’m not getting soft or anything.
I didn’t realize Sean made you that hard. Maybe Sean’s new nickname should be Viagra.
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